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Rules For The Masses
Foamy The Squirrel - Rules For The Masses
Cast
Cast Foamy

Germaine

Production
Episode 2.18
Running time 3:56
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Squirrel Songs
Next Episode Cloud Talk
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Rules For The Masses (A Kon Convention Special) Foamy The Squirrel

Rules For The Masses (A Kon Convention Special) Foamy The Squirrel

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Germaine
Konichi wa
Foamy
Welcome One and all to the Na Na naa na na naaaaa.
Germaine
Do I have to wear this?
Foamy
Akon convention!!
Germaine
I don't want to wear this.
Foamy
That's right you are now at the.
Germaine
this is stupid.
Foamy
Akon convention!
Germaine
Burp
Foamy
Sounds like acorn. But its not. So I guess the joke is on me.
Foamy
Anyway wah ah who the hell am I? I am Foamy. Foamy the Squirrel. Do a damn Google search. Damn it. Anyway, since I'm here, there are some simple rules that everybody needs to know. Ah don't worry, these rules

aren't drastic. We're not asking for kidneys or organs or anything like that. We don't even want your blood. Unless you go to the vampire booth, they'll take it.

Germaine
Burp
Foamy
Rule number one. No Smoking. The last thing we need is some guy runnin' around throwing cigarette butts everywhere trying to start a fire. It's not fun when you're burning. So if you're gonna smoke, take it outside, all right. Dallas, Texas is hot enough. You don't need to be putting something that's on fire in your mouth.
Germaine
EEEEKK!
Foamy
Yeah ok.
Germaine
What is wrong with this thing?
Foamy
Next rule. There's drinking here. However, if you wish to partake in these alcoholic beverages, you need ID. So when someone says "'Cuse Me, You got your ID?" Don't take out your Dragon Ball Z fan club membership card. Doesn't work here. Don't take out your sailor moon nudey site membership card. That doesn't work here. We'd like a driver's license, a passport or something, ok. Not difficult. Yeah since were on the topic of drinking, Drink responsibly, ok. We don't need anyone dressed up for like. cowboy bebop with a lampshade on their head pukin' on the tables, ok. Oh, oh yeah and if your under age and drinking, the security here. will kill you. If your underage, don't drink. We don't need six year olds with coronas.
Germaine
This costume has no practical uses in combat.
Foamy
What rule are we up to? Ah number three.
Germaine
What am I supposed to do? Beat people with my tit?
Foamy
No weapons, ok.
Germaine
Boob of death!
Foamy
Guns,
Germaine
hyaa
Foamy
Knives,
Germaine
whowaa
Foamy
Any kind of nuclear device,
Germaine
howaaaa
Foamy
Should be left at home. Unless it's part of the costume it doesn't need to be here.
Germaine
This costume is itching me.
Foamy
And if you're dressing up as like Robotech, leave the giant robot at home. We don't need some giant monster smashing up the convention hall. It's not cool for the people that have to clean it up.
All right this next rule is vital, and listen carefully. SHOWER, ok, Take a fuckin' Bath. This convention is Three days long! Have some mercy on the rest of us and take a bar of soap and chuck it underneath your arms. Start scrubbing for 30 minutes, then come back, ok. We'll still be here.
Germaine
Filth?!
Foamy
I hate standing in line, and in front of me someone smells, and in back of me someone smells. It's like being stuck in the middle of a funk sandwich.
Germaine
Dirrrty
Foamy
Shower!
Germaine
You're dirty
Foamy
All right, lets see, what have we got now? Ah, Blah, blah, blah Not important. Ah. No drugs, NO DRUGS. We don't need any high crack heads, running around, autographing their own eyeballs! Ok. Its, its. Funny, but not needed. There's a lot more other entertaining things than eyeball signing crack heads. Leave the drugs at home, and get high tomorrow.
Germaine
EEEEEEKK!
Foamy
Today is a day for animaie. Wooo
Germaine
EEEEEEKK!
Foamy
So all in all have fun, run around, shake the hands of the many guests that are here! Mingle, Network, Talk about your favorite things, and shower, ok, Shower. Your not gonna meet new people, who have the same interests, if you smell. Bathe.
Germaine
I should kill everyone here!
Foamy
You know they should really give out like Pikachu shape soaps here or something. Complimentary showers.

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