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Amityville Toaster
Foamy The Squirrel - Amityville Toaster
Cast
Cast Germaine

Foamy

Production
Episode 2.25
Running time 1:18
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode The Jiggily Butt
Next Episode Foamy's Rant IV
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Foamy The Squirrel - Amytiville Toaster

Foamy The Squirrel - Amytiville Toaster

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Foamy buys a haunted toaster.

TranscriptEdit

Foamy
Hey, look what I got from that internet auction site.
Germaine
What is it?
Foamy
It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville. Amityville!
Germaine
You bought a haunted toaster?
Foamy
Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...

48 seconds later...'

Germaine
Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?
Foamy
No one knows! What’s even cooler is when you put it wheat bread, you get pumpernickel, and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blueberry muffin!
Germaine
Bullshit.
Foamy
Oh yeah? Fine. It just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread right here.

56 seconds later...

Germaine
Whoa!
Foamy
See? Blueberry muffin.
Germaine
That's freaky. What happens if you put a bagel in there?
Foamy
Good question!

6,798 seconds later...'

Germaine
Is... is that a pork chop?
Foamy
Oh man, what a jip. I was hoping it'd be one of those toasty cakes.
Germaine
Ooh, try waffles!
Foamy
Eh, you know, the auction description said not to use waffles.
Germaine
Why?
Foamy
I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something. Eh yeah, don't fuck around with it.

987 seconds later...

Germaine
Whoa, it's a toasted hand.
Foamy
What did I say about using waffles?!?
The Amytiville toaster, make breakfast spooky, spooky talk from toaster, spooky eat me toast, yum yum yum, human hand.

End screen appears.

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