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Foamy The Squirrel - Amplified Bible
Cast
Cast Foamy

Germaine

Production
Episode 2.31
Running time 1:32
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Foamy The Squirrel - Amplified Bible

Foamy The Squirrel - Amplified Bible

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Germaine bitches about trendy witchcraft books while Foamy finds an Amplified Bible.

TranscriptEdit

Foamy
Groan
Are you done here?
Germaine
No, im still looking for a reputable book on the wiccan religion
Foamy
Just get any one, theyre all the same
Germaine
No theyre not, for example this one is called the practical wiccan, somewhat reputable, and has some nifty info. A good start for a beginner. But most books are like this, see, love spells for the teenage witch; this, garbage. How to get back at those you hate; crap. And this, this is absolutely the worst; bigger breasts through witchcraft. What a load of shit.

Germaine and Foamy speak simultaneously.

Germaine
I cant stand when they take a reputable religion and turn it into something that depressed teenage girls exploit on weekends to cast idiotic love spells while sitting around eating cake and wine!
Foamy
Let me see that...(begins incantation, mostly involving the word boobies, and words to enlarge and accentuate the aforementioned body part, or parts, as it were) ::peers at germaine, realizing the incantation did not work:: what a load of shit this is.
Germaine
Sigh
They have no understanding of its meaning and screw around with powers BEYOND THEIR COMPRENENSION!!! Those fat bastards...
Foamy
Hey, look at this, its an amplified bible!
Germaine
So?
Foamy
Is it louder than the other bibles? AND GOD SAID,
Bookstore Employee
Oh dear god!
Foamy
LET THERE BE LIGHT!!
Bookstore Employee
Ahh!
Foamy
AND THERE WAS LIGHT!
Bookstore Employee
Theres a squirrel, in my head!!
Foamy
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!
Germaine
Stop that!
Foamy
AND HE CHANGED WATER, INTO WINE!
G ermaine
Amplified doesnt mean loud, jackass.
Foamy
False Advertising
Germaine
I feel strange all of a sudden..

Breasts are growing.

Foamy
Could it have been that mexican food you ate this morning? You dont eat jalapenos for breakfast!!!
Germaine
Burp

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