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Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit
Foamy The Squirrel - Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit
Cast
Cast Foamy

Germaine Pilz-E

Production
Episode 2.21
Running time 1:09
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
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Foamy The Squirrel - Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit

Foamy The Squirrel - Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit

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Publishers SummaryEdit

An easy guide to staying indoors.

TranscriptEdit

A black background with the words 'A Beginner's Guide To being A Bitch Hermit. Nine Easy Ways to Avoid Society. Pops up as spoken.

Foamy
A Beginner's Guide to being A Bitch Hermit. Nine Easy Ways to Avoid Society.
One
Work at home by selling junk on e-bay and mailing stuff from home.
Germaine
Where's the fucking packing tape?
Foamy
Two
Make sure the 56 K internet modem on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.
Pilz-E
I never get the calls anymore from my doctors!
Foamy
Number Three: Go outside no earlier than 3 A.M. Normal people seem to sleep at this time.
Germaine
I'ts just you and I Mr. Moonlight.
Foamy
Number Four, keep up with the latest news and technology using the internet.
Germaine
Auto-car?
Foamy
Number Five: Sleep during the day. (Germaine hisses)
Foamy
Number Six: Live on sugary junk food.
Germaine
Mmmm, sugary goodness in my veins!
Foamy
Number Seven seven seven...(Fades out) Listen to Morriesy, and The Smiths, and realize that the world is a bleak place to live.
Germaine
Yeah, what difference does it make?
Foamy
Number Eight: Watch T.V. and complain about current Saturday Night Live shows.
Germaine
You...suck.
Foamy
Number Nine: Survive on stuff that was sent to you from Mail-order.
Germaine
Oooh, comic books!
Foamy
Black background again.
This messagehas been brought to you by: The Foamilian Cult Campaign to Keep Annoying Motherfuckers in the house.

Ending screen appears.

Foamy
Stay inside!

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