| Beginner's Guide To Being A Bitch Hermit | |
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| Cast | |
| Cast | Foamy
Germaine Pilz-E |
| Production | |
| Episode | 2.21 |
| Running time | 1:09 |
| Release date | 2004 |
| Producer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Writer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Animators(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Chronology | |
| Previous Episode | Coffee - House Propoganda |
| Next Episode | Tech-Support |
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Publishers Summary[]
An easy guide to staying indoors.
Transcript[]
A black background with the words 'A Beginner's Guide To being A Bitch Hermit. Nine Easy Ways to Avoid Society. Pops up as spoken.
- Foamy
- A Beginner's Guide to being A Bitch Hermit. Nine Easy Ways to Avoid Society.
- One
- Work at home by selling junk on e-bay and mailing stuff from home.
- Germaine
- Where's the fucking packing tape?
- Foamy
- Two
- Make sure the 56 K internet modem on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone.
- Pilz-E
- I never get the calls anymore from my doctors!
- Foamy
- Number Three: Go outside no earlier than 3 A.M. Normal people seem to sleep at this time.
- Germaine
- I'ts just you and I Mr. Moonlight.
- Foamy
- Number Four, keep up with the latest news and technology using the internet.
- Germaine
- Auto-car?
- Foamy
- Number Five: Sleep during the day. (Germaine hisses)
- Foamy
- Number Six: Live on sugary junk food.
- Germaine
- Mmmm, sugary goodness in my veins!
- Foamy
- Number Seven seven seven...(Fades out) Listen to Morriesy, and The Smiths, and realize that the world is a bleak place to live.
- Germaine
- Yeah, what difference does it make?
- Foamy
- Number Eight: Watch T.V. and complain about current Saturday Night Live shows.
- Germaine
- You...suck.
- Foamy
- Number Nine: Survive on stuff that was sent to you from Mail-order.
- Germaine
- Oooh, comic books!
- Foamy
- Black background again.
- This messagehas been brought to you by: The Foamilian Cult Campaign to Keep Annoying Motherfuckers in the house.
Ending screen appears.
- Foamy
- Stay inside!