|Card Cult Update|
|Producer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Writer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Animators(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
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Foamy does a quick update on instructions for those who cant follow directions.
- All right, I gotta ask you people something, my loyal minions, my flowers. The masses that adore me! Do you people know what a self-addressed stamp envelope is? Because looking at the mail that I get everyday, it doesn’t look like you do! Here, let me explain it to you. A self-addressed stamp envelope is an envelope that is addressed to yourself with a stamp on it! Is that so hard to follow? So when you write and send for a foamy card cult card, in the envelope should be another envelope with your name, and your address, stamp, addressed to yourself! Not complicated shit! For you people just sending empty envelopes you get... nothing! Ok? You are banned from the cult! You wanna know why?! Because the cult does not need members that cannot follow directions! Aright?
- Haha! Your fans are stupid!
- Hey! Who are you to be insulting my minions? Fucking basterd. It would please you to know that I have been using your stamps from your stamp collection to be sending out the envelops that didn’t have stamps on them! How do you like that?!
- My-my stamps?
- Yeah that’s right! Your stamp collection.
- Not my stamps!!!
- There is this one little funny one; with this upside down flame…you don’t need that right? That’s probably in Ohio right now, haha…
I paid for my stamps!
- And to tell you honestly, I’d pick up the postage, if I had any money….What do you think I’m rolling around in riches here?! I think not!
- [Sad] My stamps…
- Doesn’t support the rummaging though Germaine’s stamp collection, some of you will be getting stamps worth about two hundred to three hundred dollars a piece, hold on to those, but they are probably been cancelled by the post office with that huge stamp on them, that just ruins that stamp…the stamps are ruined now! Ruined and all!
- [About to cry] M-my stamps…
- Dude! Are you ever gonna stop drinking that soda?! You’ve been sucking on that thing for 4 weeks!
- He used all my fuckin’ stamps!
Ending screen appears.
- Follow directions! Damn’it!