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Cast Foamy

Hatta

Production
Episode 3.03
Running time 2:28
Release date 2005
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Previous Episode Yesterday Mail
Next Episode A Pair of Pants
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Publishers SummaryEdit

Foamy and The Hatta' flip through TV stations.

ScriptEdit

Foamy
203, 204,...dude....what the fuck is this shit?
Hatta
What up hommie?
Foamy
I have 400 channels here, and there's nothing on..... Look at this....reality bullshit, home shopping shit, a movie from the 1930s and about 15 music video channels that show everything but music videos.
Hatta
Dat ain't cool yo.....
Foamy
Seriously, what the fuck am i paying for?
Hatta
Gimme d' changa, i'll find us somethin'
See, look, we got the bigest booties of rap videos on....
Foamy
Oh, great, more mindless bullshit from the fuckin' network executives.
Hatta
I must admit, dis shit is fuckin'degradin' to women....i don't mind lookin' but i tell ya, i ain't want no hochie ho for a girlfriend, knowwhatisayin'?
Foamy
Seriously....and dude, what's with all this retro 80's shit? Like i need to see some lame ass cartoon from 85.... Re-runs of thundercats and the smurfs are not worth paying for.
i want to know why i have to pay extra money to get these extra channels that play re-runs of shows i could have watched, 20, 30 years ago..... It's bullshit
Hatta
You don't like dem smurfs?
Foamy
Fuck those little blue bastards...... They look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and tossed into a mushroom patch
Hatta
Dats some fucked up shit right there.
Foamy
The only cool character was that gragamel guy....and he wanted to crush those little fuckers with his boot.
Hatta
Hey, what's this show?
Foamy
Oh, for the love of christ..... It's fraggle rock....
Hatta
Aw, one of dem gay shows....
Foamy
I said fraggle....fraggle.....
Hatta
And what up with all those gay shows where some fruit gone done break into your house and put you in new clothes.... What up with that shit. I don't want no gay man tellin' me how to change my crib or start fuckin' wit my clothes....fuck dat shit.
Foamy
It's like all these gay men have nothing left in their own homes to fruitify, so they have to spread their gay cheer all over the world by nfultrating straight folks wardrobes.
Like i need to be taking advice on how to dress from some fruity bastard with a homosexual agenda....screw that....if they new anything about style they would be able to dress themeselve well enough to pick up chicks......
Hatta
Dats what i'm sayin'....i hate when dem gay folks try to make you like what they do.... They free to do what they want.... But i don't got to like it....
Foamy
Really.... They get up all in your face about accepting them and all their flamboyant nature, but when it comes to eminem, they try to stiffle his speech because he expresses a viewpoint.
Hatta
Dats ironic....
Foamy
What? Gay folks lobbying for equal rights while trying to stiffle someone's freedom of speech....?
Hatta
Nah...the white rapper.... Dats ironic..... Crazy cracker sold more rap albums than like any other black rapper..... What up with that.
Foamy
These are crazy times mr. Hatter.....crazy.....crazy like buddha...
Hatta
That was just a silly statement...
Foamy
Here, go watch some booty videos.
Hatta
Yes, sir..

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