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Coffee - House Propoganda
Foamy The Squirrel - Coffee House Propoganda
Cast
Cast Franklin

Foamy

Production
Episode 2.20
Running time 2:01
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
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Foamy The Squirrel - Coffee House Propaganda

Foamy The Squirrel - Coffee House Propaganda

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Cause apparently the average person doesn't know how to order a cup of coffee.

TranscriptEdit

Coffee Jerk
Hell-oo! Welcome to Star-Schmuck's Coffee houses!
Foamy
Yeah, yeah, yeah.. Shut up and listen! I got this fuckin' flyer in the mail from you GOD-DAMN coffe-house establishment. Are you people sick?
Coffee Jerk
What seems to be the problem, sir? It's just a simple flyer, as to tell you how to order your coffee? Because you mere morons, don't know what you're doin'?
Foamy
Riiiight. So you're tellin' me, that you and your company think your customers are SO STUPID that you actually have to give them a set of directions on HOW to ORDER a cup of Coffee.
Coffe Jerk
Have you ever worked as a 'Barista'? Oh, it's hell...
Foamy
Barista? What the hell, is a fuckin' Barista? Is that Mexican for know-nothing coffee-swill serving asshole? 'Coz that's pretty accurate. And what the fuck is with THIS phrase; "What image does your drink convey about you?"
Coffee Jerk
It just means that when you get a StarSchmuck's coffee, you, convey, a certain image? An image that is.... Ab*Fab?. That's... Absolutely Fabulous to you un-trendy folks.
Foamy
Ehhwwww, I see! I see! So your flyer says, as long as I'm carrying around a StarSchmuck's coffee cup, I'll convey the image, of a Trendy individual, Loved by all, and Accepted by the Coffee-house illuminati!
Coffe Jerk
That's Right! (Holds up Rainbow Flag, signifying 'Homosexual')
Foamy
Oh, yeah? Who the fuck are YOU to tell me how to order a cup of coffee?

Pan to CoffeeJerk

Foamy
I'm the customer, you're the servant! If I say for you to get me a large hazlenut coffee with no sucky undertaste, you say, Yes Sir! And get it! If I tell you to shoot yourself in the head, you say, Yes Sir! And do it!
Coffee Jerk
Unh... We don't have, Large?
Foamy
Don't get me started on that bullshut, you asshole! Your coffee-house propaganda will NOT work on me! You fuckers are like the Nazis of the Coffee-house circuit! Fuck you! Fuck your flyer! And fuck your directions on how to order coffee! Look at this! It's a Doon-Kin Don-Nottz Coffee cup! HA! I shun you and your trendy fuckin' coffee-house bullshit!
Coffee Jerk
Puh-Lease! That coffee cup is SO out of style?
Foamy
Uh-huh. How about burning your face off with the scolding hot contents of this out-of-date coffee-cup? That trendy enough for you? Huh?
Coffee Jerk
Uhmmm.... That type of violence when out of style, with those, Freddy Crouger films? He was such a bitch.
Foamy
Hey. Freddy Versus Jason kicked ass. I don't care what anyone says.
Coffee Jerk
Ugh. I know I should've stayed in Massachusetts.
Foamy
Oh, I see. Fleeing the Country to avoid the subject now, unh? Huh-huh.

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Coffee-House
Propaganda no more!

End screen appears.

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