|Producer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Writer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Animators(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
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Even Germaine Has Fantasies...As Warped As They May Be.
- Ah, nothing like sitting back and relaxin' with a copy of Elf Dreams. Ohhh, special Lord of the Flings issue with Lego-ass. Sooo cute, in a darkish elfy way. Oh yeah, look at those pointy ears those, his golden flowy hair almost like a fictional character... but real. And those long pointy arrows. Pointy. Pointeee... Oooooooo, yeah, fight scenes!
- That's right, give yourself a sweaty and fierce battle. Oh, yeah, you're a filthy, dirty elf. Kill! Kill! Kill! Yes! Ah-
- Excuse me, I hate to interrupt but you're a fucking sick bastard! Don't you realize its just a magazine! It doesn't exist, just like you. With that being said, I'll leave you to your erotic dreams.
- Pointy ears... I like that pointy ears.
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