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Eye Stigmata
Foamy The Squirrel - Eye Stigmata
Cast
Cast Germaine

Pilz-E

Production
Episode 2.11
Running time 1:29
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Foamy's Rant III
Next Episode Foamy Fan Mail V
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Foamy The Squirrel - Eye Stigmata

Foamy The Squirrel - Eye Stigmata

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Germaine tries to pick out glasses while Pilz-E talks about his unfortunate condition.

TranscriptEdit

Germaine is shown standing in a store looking at glasses.

Germaine
Ugh, Jeeze. You know, I hate looking for new glasses. It's like trying to pick out a whole new face.

Pillz-E pops up from behind the counter.

Pillz-E
Oh yeah, with the new faces gone changed with the eyes of the dead man see through your head of lies in the apendage case of a new brain case.
Germaine
Right, whatever. I'm just glad my eyes haven't gotten worse since my last check-up. {puts on a pair of glasses}
Pillz-E
My last check-up with the doctors; said I had a stigmata in my eyes. Stigmata is bad.
Germaine
Y... you mean astigmatism.
Pillz-E
Nope, it's a stigmata with the bleeding of the eyes and the retina gone crazy-swirly with the twitching of bloody red cornea. The cornea-corn.
Germaine
I think you're getting it all mixed up.
Pillz-E
Are you saying I'm a liars with the falseness of the fictioness and the statements untrue?

Pillz-E squeals; falls over with a smashing noise.

Germaine
No, I'm saying I think you have the two terms mixed up. Astigmatism {Pilz-E shakes a container of medication, lays some capsules on the counter, and eats them.} is an eye condition known as a refractive error. That just means it causes a disturbance in the way that light rays are focused within the eye. A stigmata is spontaneous manifestation of bloody wounds on a person's hands, feet, forehead, and back, similar to the wounds inflicted upon Jesus during the crucifixtion.
Pillz-E
I know the difference between of a stigmata and astigmatism of the eye, and I have a stigmata in the eye.
Germaine
O... okay, fine, what ever.
Pillz-E
Jesus was cool with the powers {holds up a small cross} and the healing and the forgiving the stupid people.

{Imitating Jesus}

I forgive you, stupid people.... {spurts blood from eyes all over Germaine} Whoa, wait, ah, jeez, wait a second, see? Telling the truth; a stigmata in the eye! Gah... oh....
Germaine
Ew, that's fucking gross!
Pillz-E
Don't make fun of the genetic disabillity. I tell you, this would really hurt if I wasn't loaded up on the pain killers. {spurts more blood on Germaine}

The Ending screen appears.

Pillz-E
Stigmata... in your eye.

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