| Bra Bashing |
|---|
| Cast | |
| Cast | Germaine
Foamy |
| Production | |
| Episode | 3.18 |
| Running time | 2:00 |
| Release date | 2006 |
| Producer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Writer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Animators(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Chronology | |
| Previous Episode | Lewd Lingerie |
| Next Episode | Summoning Santa |
| Video | |
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Publishers Summary[]
Germaine sits at her laptop, typing. Her breasts are barely being held into her shirt.
- Foamy
- Dude! Why are your bras all over the room?
- Germaine
- Pounds on table angrily.
- 'Cause I'm fed up with them! I'm not wearing bras anymore.
- Foamy
- So why?
- Germaine
- They're man-made torture devices. All they do it cut off your circulation, make it difficult to breathe, and squeeze your tits together so guys can stare at your cleavage! I refuse to be encumbered by mans' tortuous garments of oppression!
- Foamy
- You know, I've noticed, any time you gain some weight, and you can't fit into your old clothes, your old clothes become {emphasizes each word with finger quotes} tortuous garments of oppression. Why is that?
- Germaine
- Lowly tone.
- My undies are always oppressing me.
- Foamy
- Yeah, okay. You just don't want to accept the fact that you're gaining weight. So you redirect your self-loathing on your clothes! It's quite sad, really.
- Germaine
- Defensive.
- Nuh-uh.
- Foamy
- Dude. Why don't you just buy some new clothes?
- Germaine
- Angrily.
- My clothes are fine! {unsure} I can still fit into them.
- Foamy
- Um, why are you wearing a thong?
The view cuts to behind Germaine's computer, where her butt is visible.
- Germaine
- It... It's not a thong.
- Foamy
- Well, then your ass has consumed another pair of underwear!
The view cuts back to the front of Germaine's computer.
- Foamy
- And, frankly, that shirt needs a little help, too.
- Germaine
- Angrily
- It's fine.
- Foamy
- Dude! Your boobs are almost popping out of your... You know what? Never mind. I don't care. Every time I try to give advice, no one listens. Well fine.
- Cut to behind computer.
- Go about your life blindly, with your ass continuously eating your underwear,...
cut to front of computer.
- ...while your tits pop out of your shirt every time you take a breath. God forbid you buy some new clothes that actually fit.
- Germaine
- Sadly.
- But I don't want to wear and extra-large.
The view cuts to behind Germaine's computer.
- Foamy
- Extra-large? Who are you kidding? Your ass is going for triple XL, my bloated friend.
The view cuts back to the front of Germaine's computer.
- Germaine
- Why can't I just stop eating all those really tasty junk foods?
- Foamy
- Because they're really tasty.
- Germaine
- Sarcastically.
Thank you for your brilliant observation.
- Foamy
- Not at all. Here's another observation. {cut to back of computer} Your blubbery ass is devouring your chair!
Anchovie peers in from the right with an awed look on his face.
- Germaine
- You know, I don't appriciate your sarcasm.
- Foamy
- That's okay. Millions of viewers do. {ducks down}
Germaine and Anchovie stare at each other.
- Anchovie
- I'd just like to say I admire your...
Looks at Germaine's butt.
...convictions.
- Germaine
- Fuck... you.
End screen appears.
- Anchovie
- Rude.