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Foamy Fan Mail IV
Foamy The Squirrel - Foamy Fan Mail 4
Cast
Cast Foamy
Production
Episode 2.03
Running time 1:42
Release date 2003
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Foamy The Squirrel - Foamy Fan Mail IV

Foamy The Squirrel - Foamy Fan Mail IV

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Publishers SummaryEdit

4th round of Foamy Fan Mail!

TranscriptEdit

Foamy
Okay apparently you people are not getting the point! When I said “This is the last Foamy Fan mail” I expected “oh okay the letters will stop” they’ll get it they’ll listen to me, no apparently you people just don’t get it.
You people don’t understand that the idea gets stale after a while; you can’t keep answering emails over and over and over!
Because the reason it gets stale is not because I’m not funny, it’s because your emails are redundant (points at audience).
I’ve separated all my emails here (there are three piles of emails in front of foamy)
Pile one, the worst pile of all! This pile is just constant letters of wanting to see things naked in the cartoons.
This is the other pile which says I’m totally cool and I’m awesome and I kick ass, all very true… but what am I going to do? Respond to each one of them?
The third pile! Probably the most irritating pile… The pile where “the fans”… the fans and their ideas! Stuff, you know story ideas where people want me to get a girlfriend or people want Germaine to get a boy friend… now let me tell you something straight off about the girlfriend/boyfriend scenario:
1) it’s predictable
2) Every time I’ve ever watched a cartoon and all of a sudden a “significant other” is introduced to the main characters life the whole thing falls apart. Like a fucking shattered stain-glass window in a church.
Let’s make it as clear as day, that there will be no more foamy fan mail, and here’s how I do it, you see these letters…

Foamy appears behind the pile of fan letters with a small bottle.

Wrrreet! Lighter fluid! Woo!

Foamy starts to douse the letters with the lighter fluid

Yep that’s right.. whoo

Foamy is holding a small book of what later turns out to be matches.

And what do we have here!
It’s a fucking pack of matches!!! Wheee matches! Fire on a stick! Wohoo hoo hoo hoo!

Foamy lights a match

Hut…

Foamy set’s the letters alight, a wall of flame envelopes the room except for foamy who stands safely in front of the flame.

There you go, see setting the place on fire! Ha ha!!
Burn, Burn! There is fire everywhere!
Why can’t you people accept that!
You have invoked the squirrelly wrath that has destroyed the fan mail!

Ending screen appears.

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