| Heavily Pixelated Since 1985
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Publishers Summary[]
Some people have no clue...
Script[]
- Woman
- Hey, [You shouldn't be here] do you know anything about this game? [Do research]
- Clerk
- Dude, read the back of the box.
- Woman
- It says it's game of the year. [Sign blocker -]
- Clerk
- Then it must be good! [Because reviews never lie]
- Woman
- That's what I was thinking. [LIAR]
- Clerk
- 45 dollars. Gimme. [Sorry. No CODs]
- Woman
- When did you start selling video games anyway? [When Pong was new]
- Clerk
- When music became a video game [DLC killed my CDs] and every asshole on the planet traded in their CDs for downloads and plastic guitars.
- Woman
- Yeah, the music industry has changed [The industry is still greedy] quite a bit since you opened this store. [Musical coasters sold here]
- Clerk
- I swear, everything went to hell as soon as Kurt Cobain pulled the trigger.
- Woman
- Who? [Never mind]
- Clerk
- Yeah. You might remember him in action figure form. (pulls out Kurt Cobain action figure) [Now available toys of dead people]
- Woman
- Oh yeah, he was in that band with the other action figure with the spikey black hair. [Stupid people arrive daily]
- Clerk
- Sid Vicious?
- Woman
- Yeah! [No]
- Clerk
- You have... no clue. ["Clue" available on DVD & board game]
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