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Kavorkian Scarf
Foamy The Squirrel - Kavorkian Scarf
Cast
Cast Germaine

Pilz-E

Production
Episode 2.15
Running time 1:11
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Hospital Stay
Next Episode Do's and Don'ts
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Foamy The Squirrel - Kavorkian Scarf

Foamy The Squirrel - Kavorkian Scarf

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Pilz-E pays Germaine a visit in the hospital.

TranscriptEdit

Germaine is occupying a hospital bed while Pillz-E is standing next to her.

Pillz-E
So, lady with the purple hair, how are you with the lack of dying {Pulls out a card with a crossed out skull with the word "DEATH" written underneath of it.} and the death and the needles in the eyes {holding a needle with unkown substance inside it} for recovery of fun? {A pink balloon floats up with "DON'T DIE" printed on it.}
Germaine
I'm getting better, if that's what you mean.
Pillz-E
That's good, with the getting better of avoiding death. Death is good to avoid. {holds up scythe to Germaines neck, then pulls away}
Germaine
Nervously
Quite.
Pillz-E
What's this here with the thing of the wearable goodness? {Pillz-E slips the blood pressure cup around his neck.}
Germaine
It takes your blood pressure.
Pillz-E
This would be good as a medical scarf for the heating of the neck in the cold nights { holds up thermometer} of the hospital habitat for man. {Pillz-E begins to inflate the blood pressure cup.}
Germaine
Take that off. It's not a scarf.
Pillz-E
Oh, jeeze, with the cutting off of the air to the brain. {Pillz-E's voice increasinly gets cut off by the inflating blood pressure cup.} Medical scarf gone mad with the choking and the killing and the death of your neck, with the lack of air in your head! {makes gurgling noise}
Germaine sighs.
Pillz-E
Blood pressure cup deflates.
Jeeze, with the machine of death...
throws blood pressure cup to ground in frustration and disgust.
It's a Kavorkian Scarf. For when you want siucide in the head of death through suffocation of fun.
Germaine
It's not a "Kavorkian Scarf", jackass. It takes your blood pressure.
Pillz-E
Bullshit. It takes your life with the stranglation of the head. It's a suicide machine. Maybe I can save this for when depressants kick in.
Germaine
Nurse, nurse. Please, you know what? No more visitors.
Pillz-E
Oh, sad is the world... But I have Kavorkian Scarf... around my neck.

End screen appears.

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