[CDs. Wave of the future] I'd just like to buy this CD here.
Clerk
[Wow. An actual sale] Is that a Jonas Brothers CD?
Grandpa
[Walt would not want this] Yes. I'm buying it for my granddaughter.
Clerk
[Grand mistake] No you're not.
Grandpa
Wh-- what?
Clerk
[Listen fool!!!] I can't, in good conscience, let you walk out of the store with this steaming pile of musical feces. [It burns my eyes] Here, take this one instead.
Grandpa
[Obey the sign] Dead Kennedys?
Clerk
Eh, you can read. Good job.
Grandpa
[Have a cookie] [Do not block sign] Is this going to be as wholesome as the Jonas Brothers?
Clerk
[There's always room for Jello] Look, you need to get your kids off that tween crap as soon as possible [Like, right now] Start here, and next week we'll move on to Mr. Bungle.
Grandpa
[Egg!] Um...
Clerk
And while you're at it, pick her up a fucking video game too. [Spend so that we may live] Music sales are slow.
Grandpa
[Much like you are] You carry video games?
Clerk
[Earth to jackass] I just said music sales are slow. Wh-- what are you, deaf?