|Passion Of The Zombies|
|Producer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Writer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Animators(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
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Foamy and Germaine debate on what film to go see.
- All right, what do you want to see? The ‘Passion of the Jesus’, or ‘Dawn of the Zombies’?
- Well, from what I hear, the passion of the Jesus was like, a whole religious experience. It’s supposed to be a really deep, but emotional film. But then, ‘Dawn of the zombies’, has Zombies. And Zombies are always cool.
- Let us weigh the options, shall we? Jesus is sub-titled, and you can’t understand the language. But ‘Zombies’, has babbling dead people, which you can’t understand. Hmm. Both movies have a lot of blood, both movies have angry mobs, both movies, have people, who come back form the dead. So, basically, it’s the same thing.
- Well, mmm, it’s not really the same thing.
- Yes, it is. Only ‘Dawn of the Zombies’ has more people coming back from the dead, whereas ‘Jesus’ only has one.
Jesus. And ‘Zombies’ probably has more explosions.
- But ‘Jesus’ has miracles.
- Oh, yeah? What kind of miracles?
- The whooole.. water to wine thing, and probably some other stuff…
- Hmm. Water to wine, or exploding Zombies. Wine, exploding zombies. Hmmm.
- Just pick one!
- How about we watch Zombies, but sneak in to see Jesus.
- Uuunhh… just in case there IS a heaven and a hell, I’m not sneaking in to see a film about Jesus.
- Hneh. You think Jesus would send you to hell? Over sneaking into a religious film?
- Who knows? Ever read the Bible? He’s usually forgiving, but can be pretty vengeful if you piss him off. Last thing I need to do is burn in hell for eternity because I snuck into a Jesus film.
- Hneeh, I guess you’re right. Unless you know for sure, it’s best to stay on the safe side?
- So ‘Zombies’ it is! Give me a ticket for the Zombies!
- Forgive him, father, for he knows not what tickets he has purchased.
- Yeah, I do! See! ‘Dawn of the Zombies’.
End screen appears.
- Zombie, zombie, zombie, I want to see the Zombies, eat brains, eat brains, I’m going to see the Zombies, eat brains, eat brains, bum, bum, bum, bum, ...